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...and No...I am not named after the jeans or chewing tobacco.
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"If you have diarrhea, poop, lots, then fast a day."
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The Islamic terrorists that were behind the attacks on September 11, 2001 are in hell.
And today is Friday.
It reminds me of this story...
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
"You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
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..Because...dear reader. Look how good Manfred Mann looks!
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At least it is in New York.
It's legally permissible for police to zap a suspect with a Taser to obtain a DNA sample, as long as it's not done "maliciously, or to an excessive extent, or with resulting injury," a county judge has ruled in the first case of its kind in New York State, and possibly the nation.
But Waterboarding is torture.
This just seems a little odd. Wouldn't an officer need a search warrant to take a DNA sample? If they had a search warrant why not just obtain DNA from a different source such as the home or car?
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As I stepped outside today, going to lunch.
I thought to myself, "Self. This weather is quite tropical. The humidity. The warmth. The sunshine."
Gawsh I love living in The South.
All that was needed to make it perfect, was some BoJangles.
But I settled for J&S Cafeteria instead.
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How does one tell, if they have a good bag of cheese flavored popcorn?
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If you do NOT like this song....I HATE YOU
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well....The 44 Love cd is in the mixing stage. Shouldn't be long now.
of course I've been saying this since August 2008.
It's gonna be tasty!
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